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Ranma hits Akane by Anti-Akane-Club Ranma hits Akane by Anti-Akane-Club
I'm really sick of Akane always hitting Ranma with a mallet for no reason. So I thought, wouldn't be great if Ranma got so angry that he finally hit her with a mallet instead? and this is what came out.
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:iconmewmewpowerlouise:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

please, Akane is not a bitch

akane just don't hear to ranma all times ;3;

Akane is the perfect pair for ranma, dont be silly

and its ok if you dont ship

but

respect it

and respect akane-san
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:iconishikawanaoki:
I can't take this, can someone please explain to this person why everyone thinks Akane's a bitch? I just can't even begin to describe it.
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:iconishikawanaoki:
I hope Godzilla tramples on the Tendo Dojo, or blasts it with his atomic ray, either one works.
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:iconishikawanaoki:
Weeeeeeeeeellll
Akane's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

Come on! You all know the words!

Have you ever met Akane Tendo?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
Akane's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

(Chinese)
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi,
(French)
Elle est la plus grande garce dans le vaste monde,
(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,
(Swahili)
Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana.

Have you ever met Akane Tendo?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. 
She's a stupid bitch!

Akane's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it.
Akane, she's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big ole fat fucking bitch, Akane!
Yeah, Chaaaa!
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Maliyah300 Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist
I died when I saw this , akane is a bitch who deserved this :D
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:iconkidbobobo:
What is missing from Ranma's life:

-A few close friends of the male gender (A best friend).
-A sincere love interest (of the Hinata Hyuga variety).
-An actual Big Bad (a common enemy).

I'm surprised that they kept the peace long enough. Then again, this is Takahashi for crying out loud. For jesus sake, her idea of an ideal romance is extremely warped and skewed at best. I can't believe that any writer would go as far as to pair up two people who clearly can't get along without the expense of the male. I hate Akane and I'm not holding a damn thing back either. When a boy and girl meet, they're supposed to be nice to each other (like any pair of good friends would), and with so many rotten people and opposing forces in the world, why pick on, or physically/verbally abuse the one person closer to you than the sun itself? Is that really a healthy way for a couple to spend their lives? The whole notion that two people who argue at each other's throats, but can't possibly keep their distance or part ways with each other has been done to death and re-death. And because of our society's over-expectation of chivalry and good ol' Judge Judy, men aren't allowed to retaliate. I really want to see Ranma beat the bejesus out of Akane the same way Ren beat George Liquor (except his punches will be a lot harder), when the situation finally calls or it. Belligerent Sexual Tension is not funny, nor does it raise sex appeal. And there's something twisted-ly with those who think that it is.
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:iconishikawanaoki:
I couldn't have said it better myself.
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GhostSkitty Nov 23, 2013  Student Writer
I don't know why you hate Akane so much, okay maybe she's a drama queen who jumps to conclusions, but seriously, am I the only person who hates Shampoo?
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:iconamethystforge:
no you're not, I don't like Shampoo either
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:iconishikawanaoki:
Well to be fair, Shampoo is a walking racist stereotype, but we also hate Akane because she's a bitch! 
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